The Recipe to Success?

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Tasty, homemade, fresh, slightly ruined.

“I make this all the time for corporate events. Everyone asks me for a copy of the recipe.”

1 Decade of wasted effort
20 Queries to friends
5 Self-help books, or more, to taste
6 Counselling sessions
42 Inspirational quotes

1. Set your life to 360º.

2. In a large bowl, add the first five ingredients until piecey and coarse. Stir until Tendinitis and/or Depression force you to stop.

3. Pour wasted effort/quotes mix into prepared online post, adding personal details so that friends may comment inauthoritatively. Pretend to feel justified.

4. Sit without improvement for 3 months.

5. Find yourself through a healthier medium; by finally, actually, simply concluding that you really are the key to your own success.

6. Remove fermented, molding mass from internet and dispose of properly.

7. Serve, and enjoy!

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